Notre Dame football regains winningest percentage

[Firefighter Jeff]

   Woo hoo Irish.  I had read it was close earlier this year.  Now with Michigan having one more loss it puts Notre Dame ahead.  I suppose if the Michigan fans want to go out to the 100,000ths digit and round up, it'd be a tie. Either way they don't solely have the lead.     ND  .741086    Mich  .734463

[djkimmel]

I guess we'll have to get it back then. I tried to catch the coach in the hallway after that last game but security tackled me before I even got one word out of my mouth... they're like ninjas...

[Firefighter Jeff]

I guess we'll have to get it back then. I tried to catch the coach in the hallway after that last game but security tackled me before I even got one word out of my mouth... they're like ninjas...

   Hahahaha  Better luck next time. 

[LAPORTE]

   Woo hoo Irish.  I had read it was close earlier this year.  Now with Michigan having one more loss it puts Notre Dame ahead.  I suppose if the Michigan fans want to go out to the 100,000ths digit and round up, it'd be a tie. Either way they don't solely have the lead.     ND  .741086    Mich  .734463

Jeff, What conference were they in again ....?

[Firefighter Jeff]

  Don, are you insinuating that they need to be in a conference to play a tough schedule???  Doesn't hold water with me over the course of history.

[djkimmel]

Lots of coaches state that it is tougher to be in a conference. I tend to agree. But I have no further comments about the fightin' irash this season. That's one of the few thing we got right this year... once I check it off the annual todo list I move on. We wish you good luck with your future endeavors.

[Waterfoul]

Plain and simple:

The Irish suck.  And Rudy was offside!! 

(hey, it's my birthday and I can do and say whatever I want!)

[Firefighter Jeff]

Plain and simple:

The Irish suck.  And Rudy was offside!! 

(hey, it's my birthday and I can do and say whatever I want!)

    Hahahahaha  Ok, just this one time !!! 

[djkimmel]

aye yi yi... way to try to start something! So disrespectful... Thank goodness FF is giving you one break. I save that kind of stuff for just that one school (and I only think it, not say or spell it out loud).

I do find it okay to say bucknut. But I'm also never planning on stopping anywhere in columbus. I've heard stories...

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?"

The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2?, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5?, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."

Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

And one of my favorites...
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!"

The genie grants the wish to Jim and he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Lloyd says, "Fill it with water."