BASS FISHERMAN?

[LUMBERLEO]

I'm not fooled at all Bass Fisherman.  The way you spell takes talent.  You are able to do that and make sense of any sentence.  I don't think I could do it even if I tried.  Bumble idiot, I doubt it.  I'm calling yout out I say behind the curton is a Intelligent probably successful bass fisherman.

Scott

[djkimmel]

I do not know who he/she is (besides rumor and 'legend'), but I agree with your assessment... other than to add maybe the hint of an old head injury in the past

I hope no one is too mad over this. My intent, as always, is to ask for a 'live and let live' attitude on here. Read what interests you, and skip what doesn't. I'll probably eventually add more sections and attract an even more diverse range of anglers. Who knows what the next eccentric will stir up?!?

My biggest fear is that we smother out anyone willing to brave posting on a public forum. I know way too many anglers who are afraid to post because they do not know how they may be treated, or because they feel they will sound, spell, 'talk' different than others and possibly be jumped on about it. I want to hear all of those voices, not just the ones that sound exactly like me. Lord, a boring forum this would be if everyone went on just like I do...

Variety is the spice of life, as my Sainted Mother likes to say. Too narrow and too limited a purpose leads to a death spiral for too many endeavors. We'll always be home first and foremost to bass anglers, but with more visitors all the time including from more and more states, regions and foreign countries, things should only get more interesting.

BASS FISHERMAN, thanks for entertaining the anglers who want to be entertained by your efforts. Same goes to all the rest of you who attract readers' and visitors' attentions!!!

[Genie]

Dan,
Bring back the swimsuits!!! 

Those were entertaining!

[BASS FISHERMAN]

Genie i heer yous are good with gps an such an i ben thinkin bout gettin me one of thems 
allso thay tell me yous has sumethin to puts inside the gps callud the angluers Genie or sumethin like that 
yous spose you coold help a fello bass fishermens out with sumethin like thiss 
juss how you get hur in thar anna ways ??  ??
does theeze genies cost a good sume of USA $$$$$$grean back dollurs$$$$$$
juss wondurin?? 

LOWE BOATS RULE 

[BigSmallie]

LOL!!!   Your killing me man!!!   LOL!!

BS 

[stackenem]

Bass fisherman your posts are priceless. Keep up the good work.



Sunken boats rule the bottom

[LGMOUTH]

Bass fisherman must be a good angler if he won the 101.3 tournament before. Ive gone though the list and Im narrowing it down. Once I figure out the anglers that won that tournament over the years then eliminate those who dont own a ranger and then eliminate those that dont throw a spinnerbait and then eliminate those who speak normal, I will have it narrowed down. Wont be long now before I know the man behind the myth. Right now Im linking up with NASA sattilites and trianglating the where abouts of this so called bass fisherman. HE HE HE LOL


Yes Dan please bring back the swimsuits. LOL

[djkimmel]

Sorry... this is a 'thong' free zone... Don't want any parents worried their young 'uns is getting more than a fishin' edumacation... (besides, have you even remotely thought about some of the members here actually fishing in a thong??? Yikes!!!)

[silverminnow]

Hey Dan, just wondering, I wasn't able to get to the GR show, but I Heard that you were signing autographs with some electrifying results...  Just wondering if you would be so kind as to send me your autograph.
  PLEASE...heheheheheheheheh

[BASS FISHERMAN]

i see this Dan at lansing show an i talks to him but he not sine anna things fur me 
i theen see hims at Grand Rapides  shows butt i not get times to talk to himes thar 
nex times i see hims i going rite up fur an autograff frum hims 

BLAZER BOATS RULE 

[djkimmel]

I do not know if I will ever be able to sign an autograph again due to my unfortunate injury. Hopefully, I'll regain full use after my physical therapy.

No... don't feel bad LGMOUTH. I'm sure you did not know I was sensitively susceptible to electroshock trauma. I'm sure I'll regain use of my whole hand... someday.... I hope...?

[canvsbk]

 Thought about you yesterday BASS FISHERMAN. I fished China Gardens - 50 degrees surface temp with tons of nesting geese in the area. In your honor I threw a 3/8 oz, white with hammered smoke Colorado blades. (not anything you'll find at Wal Mart ). I cannot divulge the outcome of this excursion off the beaten path due to the upcoming First Tournament next Saturday! I will have a complete report later.


vote BASS FISHERMAN for MSU Board of Regents 

[BASS FISHERMAN]

i likes this china gardins in witch he say above 
i ben thar an i go thar agains 
i not going down thar to said tournie butt maybe latur on i be down thar whens fish are up on beds  thar 
maybee fishs nex tournie thar 
i talks with partnur to see   
problums lass yeer wheen i go down thar 
me an me partnur stay at motel  but sleep throu alarms an not make tournie signup deadline 
we then retuns to home state of michigans an fishs thar!!we think bout goin down to detroit rivur walleye fishin but we decide to go to local lakes neer our home fur brown fish on beds 
we catch a few 

bass fisherman wish you good luck in tournie 

TRACKERS BOAT RULE 

[Genie]

Bass Fisherman,
I can help you anytime with your GPS situation .... aren't you worried about me finding out who you are though .....

The Angler's Genie is the perfect tool to go along with your GPS.  You can buy them from Dan here on his site or from mine.  Price is $39.99 plus S/H.

PM me when you are ready for the boat installation.

-Genie

[djkimmel]

Sorry to return to a previous topic... I thought about the swimsuit thing and I'm willing to compromise... I will change my ad-block settings to allow the keyword 'tongs'...

[fowlmouth]

well dan that will only help the yoopers and Bass Fisherman, all the rest of us still pronounce it "thongs" with the h

[BASS FISHERMAN]

now i heer to tell yous i likes lookin at tongs on thems good lookin womens 
i see nothin rong withs it at all 
ifin Dan is wantin to bring women in thems tongs thats fine withs me aswell 

MONARK BOAT RULE 

[LGMOUTH]

Women in tongs, that sounds interesting

[djkimmel]

I might also allow women from Tonga, but they would have to be tastefully done in some type of fishing theme... of course. I don't want to shock the kiddies here... or get angry calls from their mothers.

[bucketmouthhauler]

I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to sign on here, (I thought maybe I got banned) I guess not. I just would like to express my aploligies... to all.  Sometimes I surf the net after a 12 pack, and this is the aftermath of my natural ice. I am glad that this is a site w/ very few people getting in other peoples faces about dumb stuff. (I guess its too bad I am the one getting in peoples faces). I really had no idea I was going to create a big stir. I was just typing w/out proofreading and dan did me the biggest favor by deleting most of my post. I am sure I will see all of you this summer, and I doubt I will know who anyone is. I do however still plan on taking bass fishermans money. I also don't plan on reading bass fishermans posts. I will on the other hand keep my trap shut. and not post while under the influence Again, my bad....

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